A comprehensive record of Amy's romantic and sexual experiences, in roughly chronological order.
High School & Early College
Eugene Keem — High school boyfriend. Korean.
Josh (UChicago, met in Korea) — "Ok Korean guy, small dick, paid for my stuff."
Eric Lee aka "KoreanJesus" (Cornell ILR, met in Korea) — "Really hot Korean guy. He was daddy and nice."
NYU Guy (met in Korea) — "Hot but an asshole."
Stanford Era
Michael Hayashi (Stanford CS) — "Really good at sex but he's an asshole. Avoid at all costs. Gives good head."
Hengxuan Li (Facebook, WashU) — "Nice and gives me stuff but kind of bad at sex. Chinese guy."
Yousuf Khan (Stanford Knights-Hennessy, Biophysics) — "Really smart and nice to me. We always have good rough sex and he's a friend."
Cameron Mori Silva (Peoria, Tinder) — "Cute white guy, not much else."
Neel (Tinder) — "Indian dude with pepperoni nips."
Garrison Michael Carlos (Stanford surgeon, Tinder) — "Really good at sex, has big dick and really good weed. But I think he has a gf at home."
Ahmadreza Momeni (EE grad student) — "Dick was a weird shape but he bought me stuff."
Rohan Doshi (EE grad student) — "Helps me with CS homework and wants to date me. He's nice, I just don't like his smell. He has a big dick though and buys me things."
Maxwell Strange (EE grad student) — "BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD. His dick is nice and he gives the best head. Also he has good weed and is really funny. But he has a child."
Hanson (Tesla guy) — "He's okay. He buys me stuff and drives me in a Tesla. But he's 32 and that makes me sad."
Diego Celis (coterm CS) — "I might date this guy. He's good at sex and he's sweet. We text a lot." They dated October 2021 to August 2023. Lived together in Menlo Park, spoke Spanish daily, had a cat. See Diego Celis.
Ollantay "Tai" Scocos (UIUC CS + Astro) — "Really good at fingering and has good weed. Also his dick is big and he's clean. I like his smell. Also he has a huge house."
Talal (UIC GPPA Med) — "Good weed, good sex, funny guy."
Joe Monday — Guy from Peoria who makes good music.
Rafael Martinez — "I kissed him and touched his pp."
Jules — Details unknown.
New Hoe Era
A distinct phase that began after the Diego relationship ended.
Jonathan (Bumble) — "Guy with good hair. We fucked in his parents' house. He was good at sex."
Ethan (Discord) — "This guy I talked to for 5 years and the first time I met him we had sex. It was really jarring because I knew his soul but didn't know his physicality."
Max (Tinder) — "He had a huge dick and I think it touched my soul. He was fun to hang out with."
Colin (Tinder) — "It was really awkward and the sex wasn't that good. Medium minus. But I could tell that he loved it."
Adarsh (Tinder) — "The sex was SO good. He put his feet on my butt to stabilize me. But he also held my hand while we had sex and I started getting a crush on him. Also he was my TA and there was so much sexual tension."
Max (Discord) — "It's pretty good. We have warm slow sex. I think we are getting feelings for each other but I wouldn't wanna date him."
Dwight Crow (Seeking Arrangements) — "He was too old and the music he played was bad so I could not enjoy it."
GSB Party Guy — "Too pale and weird. Like a pink sausage. But he was a startup founder so I liked that."
Dylan (Hinge) — "Hot but it was 15 min only. Had big dick though."
Sam (dating app) — "He was ok."
Andy (Tinder) — "It was ok. Wanted to have sex with the lights off."
Christopher (Tinder, bio: "plant based but still packing meat") — "He wasn't lying. He was really good at sex, doing all the right things. Second best sex of my life. But then he asked me to have a threesome with one of his guy friends. I was like sure I'm down. But then one day I was designing an app in Figma and I saw the guy who I was supposed to have a threesome with and I Google reverse image searched it and turns out it was a stock photo. So I confronted him and he acted all innocent. But then I was horny one night again and we had sex again. Now I think he is ghosting me."
The Summer of 2024
Suki (Stanford mechE, ex-Neuralink, connected through Cinnamon Sipper) — "I really liked him. We had so much in common. The sex was pretty good, above average. I think he's really cute but watery cum, first time I've observed this. My friend invited him to a party, then we were dancing the night away and he came over and we were kissing and then I had sex and he snored really loud and threw up a few times and I didn't sleep the whole night. Then when it was 7am he left and I gave him my number but he hasn't texted me yet since he left 7am yesterday so I think we're breaking up now. Update: we've been talking and really hitting it off, I like him a lot now. JK it's over." May-July 2024. Amy caught feelings. He ended it.
Erin — "Hot girl in my car."
Moritz (German) — "Really aggressive. Likes choking and dominating. But the dick game not that good."
Gui (Brazilian) — "So sexy. HUGE COCK. Biggest I've EVER SEEN in my life. Lowkey hurt. Also good at sex in general. I like him. Probably best sex ever." One year older than Amy. His dad is gay and remarried. Sent philosophy excerpts and Bukowski poems. Said "I hate all of your friends. They're not nice people. Some of them are even addicted to cocaine" in August 2024. FWB June-November 2024. By November he told her she'd "helped him build a detached perspective on love and relationships." Became platonic friends by January 2026.
Zeke — "Sex on the beach and sex on whippits. But he was too dominating for my comfort."
Pavan (Hinge, tall Indian) — "Pretty big dick and the sex was pretty good. It's pretty nice to hang out with him because he buys me food and stuff. However I don't really like talking to him. It's kind of boring."
Threesomes
Gui + Erin + Amy — Amy's first threesome. 9/10.
"Me and Erin started kissing. Erin started eating me out. Gui took off Erin's pants. He started fucking her. We did so many positions."
Favorite moments: Gui fingering both of them at the same time while they kissed. Gui fucking Amy while she kissed Erin while he fingered Erin hard and Amy rubbed Erin's clit.
Erin had a lot of firsts: first time squirting, first time anal.
"I realized me and Gui have sex so much we kind of became the 'couple' and Erin was the 'unicorn' even though I fucked both of them independently before. I wanna be the Erin next time."
Gui + Megan + Amy — Second threesome. Details unknown.
Late 2024
Nyle (Hinge, Indian founder) — "The sex was pretty good. He's a muscular arm guy who's Indian with beautiful green eyes. We met on Hinge. We went to get drinks at a pretty cool jazz club afterwards and then he took me back to his place. He's also a founder. The sex was pretty good but he had a pretty small dick. But he is one example of 'it's not about what you have, it's how you use it.' Looks like Indian Elvis."
Spencer — "Beautiful white guy with the most beautiful blue eyes ever. He has muscular strong arms and cool nerdy tattoos. Kind of shy and nerdy but very handsome. Very cool passions like 3D animation and modeling and gaming and game design and coding. We went on two dates and during the third date, the sex was pretty good. What I liked most about him is how rough he was and also his voice is very deep and hot. His dick is above average size and he used it really well."
Dory (Discord) — "Such a cute skater boy."
Ajax — Details unknown.
Nalin Era (December 2024 - Present)
Nalin Semwal — Current boyfriend. Founder of Scrapybara (YC W24). From India, Georgia Tech grad.
The Best Date Ever (January 25, 2025)
Five days after Teddy died.
"Take shrooms at the park. It was really fun. It was beautiful outside and we listened to this amazing band of old people play music. It was so green outside and so sunny. I was glad to be there and see all the nature. Then we took a lot of the shrooms. Then we found this secret spot by bunny hill. It was two yellow chairs secluded with a forest area around. Then the shrooms started hitting. I asked him if he wanted to hold hands because it's cold. We held hands then he kissed me."
"Go to night market. It was so cool and artsy. We saw lots of dogs there and pet them. Then we were holding hands still. We held hands for 5 hours straight. We kept getting lost and confused. We are both really bad at directions. But it kinda makes it more fun."
"Kiss in Waymo."
"Eat Thai food. We walked to a place called Sun and Moon. It was delicious."
"Have sex. We went back to my place. We were hanging out. Then I kissed him. And the sex started. It was hot. Hotter than I expected it to be. He's got hot arms. I have a thing for hot arms. He's got good action too. And he's cute."
"Make memes on ChatGPT Sora together after."
See Nalin Semwal for full relationship timeline.
Luiz (Brazil) — Details unknown. Met during Rio trip with Maddie Wang.
The July 2024 Assault
In July 2024, during the gap between Suki and the peak of the Gui situation, Amy was sexually assaulted by someone she considered a friend. She was high on molly. She told Nicole Hsing and Alex Tchang: "My friend just had sex with me. I didn't really want to." The perpetrator was going to be at the same party the next day.
This event sits in the timeline between the Suki rejection and the deepening of the Gui FWB relationship. The emotional context of that summer was compounded: startup stress at Taya, unrequited feelings for Suki, an assault by a trusted person, and an FWB relationship that offered physical comfort but not romantic commitment.
Patterns
Best sex: Maxwell Strange (EE grad student with a child), then Gui (Brazilian, biggest ever), then Christopher (the stock photo catfish guy).
Dick size mentions: Gui (biggest ever, "lowkey hurt"), Max from Tinder ("touched my soul"), Garrison Michael Carlos (big), Ollantay/Tai (big), Rohan Doshi (big), Dylan (big), Spencer (above average), Nyle (small but skilled), Josh (small).
What Amy likes: Hot arms, rough sex, good head, hand-holding during sex, good weed, being bought things, intelligence, founder energy.
What Amy doesn't like: Bad smells, boring conversation, being too old (32+ noted as concerning), aggressive domination past comfort level, lights off, bad music during sex.
Korea pattern: Multiple early experiences with Korean guys met in Korea (Josh, Eric Lee, NYU guy).
Stanford grad student pattern: Multiple EE grad students (Ahmadreza, Rohan, Maxwell Strange).
Threesome count: 2, both involving Gui.